i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
"All I want is you. From, August"
- eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
- eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
- eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
- eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
- eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
- eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
- the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
- eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.
reblogging for the last fact
me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas
Actual proof that disney channel makes EVERYONE a singer
- Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
- After jerking off : men are gross
I haven’t had sex in AGES
im sick of the lies